The Best What Do You Call A Man Jokes For Kids

Image © fizkes under a creative commons licence.Who would have thought names could be quite so hilarious?There are no bad jokes to be found on our list of the funniest ‘what do you call a man’ jokes, but we wonder if your name is there?Image © gorzvencom under a creative commons licence.1.What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head? Adele.2.What do you call a man who’s always there when you need him? Andy.3.What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head? Anita.4.What do you call a girl with a tennis racket on her head? Annette.5.What do you call a woman who throws away her bills? Bernadette.6.What do you call a man that comes through the letterbox? Bill.7.What do you call a woman with her legs on either side of the river? Bridgette.8.What do you call a man with a large blue, black, and yellow mark on his head? Bruce.9.What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head? Carol.10.What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head? Claude.11.What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.12.What do you call a man with a crane on his head? Derek.13.What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug.14.What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas.Image © WavebreakMediaMicro under a creative commons licence.15.What do you call a man with one plank on his head? Edward.16.What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other? Eileen.17.What do you call a man with a stamp on his head? Frank.18.What do you call a woman with a breeze on her head? Gail.19.What do you call a woman with a twig on her head? Hazel.20.What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.21.What do you call a woman with a cat on her head? Kitty.22.What do you call a man who drives a truck? Laurie.23.What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lily.24.What do you call another man with a toilet on his head? Lou.25.What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head? Lulu.Image © Jupiterimages under a creative commons licence.26.What do you call a man with a coat on his head? Mac.27.What do you call a man with two coats on his head? Max.28.What do you call a man who sits at the door? Matt29.What do you call a man with a map on his head? Miles.30.What do you call a man in a pothole? Phil.31.What do you call a man in a pile of leaves? Russell.32.What do you call a woman with slates on her head? Ruth.33.What do you call a man with a kilt on his head? Scott.34.What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.35.What do you call a man in a pot? Stu.36.What do you call another man with no shin? Tony.37.What do you call a man who always wins? Victor.38.What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren.39.What do you call a man with a legal document on his head? Will.