When it comes to telling jokes, there’s no better way for kids to spread the cheer and have a giggle than to learn some new ones to share with the rest of the family.With World Ocean Day just behind us, it’s the perfect time to update your marine-life humour. So, stop clown(fish)ing around and check out our favourite fish-related jokes - you’ll be sure to have the laughter coming in waves!Fish Jokes For Kids1) What did the shark say after eating a clownfish? That tasted a little bit funny!2) What type of music should you listen to whilst fishing? Something catchy.3) Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk.4) How do you talk to a fish? You drop it a line!5) What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.6) What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!7) Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.8) What kind of fish only comes out at night? A starfish.9) Where do fish go to borrow money? A loan-shark.10) What do fish take to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea.11) What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught!12) What do you call a fish with lots of money? A goldfish.13) Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!14) How do shellfish get to the hospital? In a clambulance.15) What do whales have for dinner? They eat fish and ships! Funny Fish One-Liners16) Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says “How do you drive this thing?“17) Yesterday I had a cup of coffee with a penguin. He said he would have preferred a fish.18) There was a sale today at the fish market, so I went to see what the catch was.19) Two fish swam into a concrete wall, one turns to the other and says “Dam!“20) There was a massive fight today at the fish restaurant. One fish got battered!Knock Knock Jokes21) Knock, knock.Who’s there?Fish.Fish who?Bless you! 22) Knock, knock.Who’s there?Fish.Fish who?Fish-ious temper you have there, you need to calm down! 23) Knock, knock.Who’s there?Artie Fish.Artie Fish who?Artie Fish-el Intelligence.  24) Knock, knock.Who’s there?Fish.Fish who?Fish you a Merry Christmas, we fish you a Merry Christmas! Fish Puns25) If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow…26) Well, salmon had to say it.27) You’re so so-fish-ticated!28) That was a terrible joke, I’d make him walk the plankton for that!29) I’m feeling fin-tastic today.30) Have you thought of a fish pun yet or do you need some more time to mullet over?31) That’s enough fish puns for today, I think we should scale back.32) Did you hear that the pearl thief is still at large? Some are calling it a clamity!‍Funny Fishing Jokes33) What do you get if you cross a fishing rod with a P.E sock? A hook, line and stinker!34) What is the most famous fish you can catch? A starfish!35) What is the most valuable fish you can catch? A goldfish36) Where does a fish keep its money? A riverbank!37) What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something with a good tune-a!‍Hilarious Seafood Jokes‍‍38) Why did the crab keep all the food to themselves? Because it was a shellfish!39) What would you have if you crossed an owl with an oyster? An animal that gives you pearls of wisdom!40) What did a shark eat with it’s peanut butter sandwich? A jellyfish.41) How did the oyster manage to hide from the fish? Clamouflage!‍

When it comes to telling jokes, there’s no better way for kids to spread the cheer and have a giggle than to learn some new ones to share with the rest of the family.